You write the pitch
One ask, one line — the thing you'd say with thirty seconds in the lift. We help you cut it until it fits on a cake. Because it has to fit on a cake.
→ one line beats ten slides
The physical GTM tool — Bangalore
We turn your pitch into a cake from Bangalore's best bakers and hand-deliver it to the desks that matter.
Day 1 · intro email — ignored
Day 4 · “bumping this up” — ignored
Day 9 · LinkedIn DM — seen. that's it.
Day 15 · “breaking up” email — deleted unread
→ the cadence every inbox knows by heart.
Skipped the deck. There's a box with your name on it at reception.
Read 11:02
the entire floor is at my desk right now
11:14
who taught you to pitch like this. call me tomorrow?
11:16
3–4×
More replies than email-only outreach
→ Forrester's field research on physical sends. our own drop data publishes as it lands.
One ask, one line — the thing you'd say with thirty seconds in the lift. We help you cut it until it fits on a cake. Because it has to fit on a cake.
→ one line beats ten slides
Our partner bakers — the ones with award shelves and waiting lists — turn it into something outrageous. Your pitch, iced by hand, boxed like a gift because it is one.
→ premium bakers only
No couriers, no doorstep drops. Our own two hands, through the lobby, onto the desk. Photographed on arrival — proof lands in your inbox before the frosting sets.
→ hand-delivered, photographed, proven
No commodity cake. We source only from the city's marquee patisseries and its award-winning home bakers — the ones people queue for, follow, and fly cakes out of town for.
→ partner roster growing. FSSAI-registered kitchens, allergens labelled on every send.
“You can delete an email. You can't delete a cake.”
→ founding thesis
We're opening in Bangalore first, a few campaigns at a time. Leave your email and we'll come to you — possibly carrying cake.
Something sweet is coming your way.
→ that didn't go through. try once more?
→ limit: 2 sends per recipient per month. we don't spam desks.